| - Mannfolkene skal telte. | But we, the men, are going camping. |
| - Guttene skal telte | The boys are going camping. |
| - Skal vi telte i hagen i år igjen? | We're going camping in our back yard again this year? |
| - Det er derfor svarte ikke telter. | See, this is why black people don't go camping. Why does that bitch gotta keep shining that light up her dripping nose? |
| - Jeg kan ligge i telt som i fjor. | - I can camp outside in the tent. |
| Hans navn hørtes i hvert telt og ved hvert eneste leirbål. | His name sounded in each tent, with any campfire. |
| ...døde da en villhund angrep henne mens hun sov i telt ved Ayers Rock. | ..met her death when attacked by a wild dingo, whilst asleep in the family's tent at the top camping area, Ayers Rock. |
| - Skal vi bo i telt? - Jeg sa vi camper i to dager. | Yes, camp, but I thought that meant ""Ramada Inn."" |
| Den angrep meg og min forlovede Laura. Vi lå i telt. Jeg tok en brennende kubbe. | Because when it attacked us, me and my fiancée, Laura, we were camping by Lake Michigan and I grabbed a log from the fire, it freaked, took off. |
