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Credo in unum Deum pater omnipotentem...
Credo ín unum Deum, Patrem omnípotentem... Say it!
C'est lui, il a mis la main a la pa-pate !
He made this. It's made from dil-dough.
Evanoui la tête en bas dans une boîte de pate d'amande.
Passed out face down in a box of marzipan.
J'ai réservé un hotel, a soufflé toute la pate au service de chambre et porno
Booked a hotel, blew all the dough on room service and porn.
Nous etions une de vos fameuses boulettes szechuan Je suis la pate Carlos le porc
Okay, it's like this... the three of us are making your famous Szechuan dumplings, and I'm the dough, and Carlos is the pork, and you're the oven.
Pas grave, J'aime la pate à la banane.
I don't mind. I love banana bread.