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"Chérie, je me baladais dans un asile abandonné, "la bite à l'air, j'ai glissé et devine où elle a fini ?"
Well, gee, honey, I was just walking through this abandoned mental hospital and my weenie was hanging out and I tripped and fell and guess where it ended up?
"Si jamais tu perds ta bite ... j'ignore avec quoi tu penseras."
"If anything happened to your pecker, I don't know what you'd use to think."
- "La bite" !
- The dong!
- Et je te dis, Needles, de la fermer. Et dis à chef Tête de bite d'en faire de même.
- And I'm just saying to you,needles, you just shut your mouth and tell chief peckerhead to do the same thing.
- Et ta bite reste saine.
-And your johnson don't fall off.