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E' che... non si drizza, Vilma, non si drizza più.
And it... doesn't prick up anymore, Vilma, it doesn't prick up anymore.
"Caspita, tesoro, stavo semplicemente camminando in questo manicomio abbandonato, il mio pistolino ad un tratto si e' drizzato e inciampando indovina un po' dove e' andato a finire?"
Well, gee, honey, I was just walking through this abandoned mental hospital and my weenie was hanging out and I tripped and fell and guess where it ended up?
Perche' io ricordo che Hannah aveva la mononucleosi, ed eravamo nella tua stanza e ti si sono drizzati i capezzoli.
Was it? Because I remember Hannah had mono and we were in your dorm room and your nipples got hard.