| "Ärgem unustagem, et isegi filosoofid, kuningad ja daamid roojavad." | "Let us not forget that philosophers and kings, and even ladies, too, must defecate". |
| Nad söövad, magavad, roojavad, ei suuda juhendeid järgida ning lõhkevad nagu pinatad, kui vaakumisse satuvad. | They eat, sleep, defecate, can't follow directions, and explode like piñatas when exposed to the vacuum of space. |
| Nad oksendasid, urineerisid ja roojasid end täis. | They vomited, urinated and defecated themselves. |
| Ja kohalikud uudised. Maskis kurjategija tungis sisse kohalikku ühikasse, roojas pesukuivatisse ja paljastas end teismelisele tüdrukule. | And in local news, a masked burglar broke into an area residence, defecated in the family dryer, and then exposed himself to a teenage girl. |
| ja kohalikud uudised, maskiga sissetungija tungis sisse kohalikku ühikasse, roojas pesukuivatisse, ja paljastas end teismelisele tüdrukule. | And in local news, a masked burglar broke into an area residence, defecated in the family dryer, and then exposed himself to a teenage girl. |
| Nad usuvad kõike, isegi seda, et ta räägib delfiinidega ja ei urineeri ega rooja. | They'll believe anything he tells them, including that he can speak to dolphins or he doesn't urinate and defecate. |
| Näiteks, ebaharilik protseduur, kus ta kujutab ette, nagu väike laps, kükitab ühel jalal, üritab roojata ja samal ajal püüab end mitte määrida. | For example, the extraordinary procedure she devised as a small child, where she would sit on one heel, attempt to defecate and at the same time try to prevent herself from defecating. |
| Ta puudutab neid, paitab neid, uurib neid, ...siis laseb neil roojata endale suhu, aga ta ei neela seda alla. | He touches them, caresses them, examines them then makes them defecate into his mouth, but he does not swallow it |
