| Olen huhkiessani missannut kammotreffit - ja mulkvistit ja nyt on myöhäistä. | Only I'm ten years too late. While I've been working, I missed out on the bad dates and assholes and now I'm running out of time. |
| Pääsen Havaijille sen mulkvistin kanssa. | Guess what? I get to go to Hawaii with the asshole. |
| -Emme halunneet kireää mulkvistia. | Well, we said we didn't want an uptight asshole. Yeah, at least he's not uptight. |
| -Tänne ei kaivata kireää mulkvistia. | Seriously, the last thing we need is some uptight asshole. |
| Minä en sitä mulkvistia pelkää. | I'm not afraid of that asshole. |
| - On vaikea olla välittämättä tuosta mulkvistista. | Let's just ignore them. It's kind of hard for me to ignore this asshole. |
| -Poikaystäväsi on mulkvisti. | That was his decision. Then your boyfriend's an asshole. |
| En, mutta isäsi saattaisin hyvinkin olla, mulkvisti. | - What are you, my mother? No, but I could be your old man for all you know, asshole. |
| Ennätykseni säilyy, mulkvisti. | My record stands, asshole. |
| Hän on melkoinen mulkvisti, mutta jos haluat, hoitelen hänet. | You know, he's kind of an asshole, but if you need me to take care of him, I will. |
| Hän on vain mulkvisti. | He's just being a complete asshole. |
