| "Beware of Japanese waitress bearing fortune cookies." | |
| "Cocktail waitress, $12 and tips. " Oh. | |
| "Congratulations to the best waitress in the world. | |
| "Dear me, if you're reading this, "I'm guessing you're now a pony doctor or an underpaid waitress." | |
| "Dear waitress, please find a home for our balls. | |
| "Beware of Japanese waitress bearing fortune cookies." | |
| "Cocktail waitress, $12 and tips. " Oh. | |
| "Congratulations to the best waitress in the world. | |
| "Dear me, if you're reading this, "I'm guessing you're now a pony doctor or an underpaid waitress." | |
| "Dear waitress, please find a home for our balls. | |
| "N" is for and. And the final "T" Tits. 'Cause all the waitresses at TNT | |
| "You need to stop fucking waitresses." | |
| - "With what?"You know what. With the waitresses, how they're all alike. | |
| - And you never grope waitresses. | |
| - At a pirate-themed sports bar with scantily-clad waitresses? | |
| "N" is for and. And the final "T" Tits. 'Cause all the waitresses at TNT | |
| "You need to stop fucking waitresses." | |
| - "With what?"You know what. With the waitresses, how they're all alike. | |
| - And you never grope waitresses. | |
| - At a pirate-themed sports bar with scantily-clad waitresses? | |
| - When have you waitressed? - That summer in LA. | |
| - You've never waitressed in your life. | |
| And you waitressed here a couple of summers ago. | |
| I waitressed all through college. | |
| I waitressed at a hotel, but I quit. | |
| 'This sure beats the hell out of waitressing'? | |
| - It's not waitressing. | |
| - My waitressing does not stink. | |
| - No, you smell your waitressing. | |
| - Tell him the truth, that your mom was sick and your sister was pregnant, and you realized your tips from waitressing weren't going to pay the rent that month. | |
| - When have you waitressed? - That summer in LA. | |
| - You've never waitressed in your life. | |
| And you waitressed here a couple of summers ago. | |
| I waitressed all through college. | |
| I waitressed at a hotel, but I quit. | |
| 'This sure beats the hell out of waitressing'? | |
| - It's not waitressing. | |
| - My waitressing does not stink. | |
| - No, you smell your waitressing. | |
| - Tell him the truth, that your mom was sick and your sister was pregnant, and you realized your tips from waitressing weren't going to pay the rent that month. | |
