| "and Peter Doyle was using a walking stick." And the officer who fired the taser is absolved of any responsibility? | |
| (taser clicking) (grunts) | |
| - A taser. - Yeah,taser.Ha ha. | |
| - Delivers taser shocks only? - Standard issue. | |
| - Give me a taser. | |
| "and Peter Doyle was using a walking stick." And the officer who fired the taser is absolved of any responsibility? | |
| (taser clicking) (grunts) | |
| - A taser. - Yeah,taser.Ha ha. | |
| - Delivers taser shocks only? - Standard issue. | |
| - Give me a taser. | |
| "Oh, the government has to pay for my Bluetooth Oakleys, and my photon tasers, but to pay for Alice's surgery, that's insane because we had to sit at the dangerous Gondola table." | |
| - I could take seven tasers. | |
| - I want tasers on full charge. | |
| - you couldn't take seven tasers. | |
| ADRIAN: (WHOOPING) Do these tasers rock or what? | |
| "Oh, the government has to pay for my Bluetooth Oakleys, and my photon tasers, but to pay for Alice's surgery, that's insane because we had to sit at the dangerous Gondola table." | |
| - I could take seven tasers. | |
| - I want tasers on full charge. | |
| - you couldn't take seven tasers. | |
| ADRIAN: (WHOOPING) Do these tasers rock or what? | |
| - I got tasered, Ted. | |
| - Then I tasered him. | |
| 10,000 in American legal tender says you can not get tasered twice and not soil your tighty whities, much less keep standing. | |
| And rather than taking the time to convincingly explain her position, officer Cowell just tasered my client. | |
| And then the one dressed like the SWAT guy tasered all of them. Knocked them unconscious. | |
| - Crazy was falling for your line at sky bar instead of tasering you in your Jackson pollocks! | |
| By tasering them? | |
| Do me! I'm not tasering you, so just... | |
| For tasering me? | |
| For the record, tasering me was... a bit of a bitch move. | |
| - I got tasered, Ted. | |
| - Then I tasered him. | |
| 10,000 in American legal tender says you can not get tasered twice and not soil your tighty whities, much less keep standing. | |
| And rather than taking the time to convincingly explain her position, officer Cowell just tasered my client. | |
| And then the one dressed like the SWAT guy tasered all of them. Knocked them unconscious. | |
| - Crazy was falling for your line at sky bar instead of tasering you in your Jackson pollocks! | |
| By tasering them? | |
| Do me! I'm not tasering you, so just... | |
| For tasering me? | |
| For the record, tasering me was... a bit of a bitch move. | |
