| - That van's gonna rear-end that taxi. | |
| A couple weeks ago I was driving home after work, around 3:00 and I saw this pizza-delivery guy rear-end this gold Lexus. | |
| A rear-end thermometer, too | |
| Air bags on the back of cars... would cut down on damage from rear-end collisions by 72.3%. | |
| Basically a Ding-Dong means shoving your hand in an unpleasant way up Filemon's rear-end, reaching all the way up to his throat and grabbing his larynx like a little bell, then pulling as hard as you can and turning him inside out. | |
| - That van's gonna rear-end that taxi. | |
| A couple weeks ago I was driving home after work, around 3:00 and I saw this pizza-delivery guy rear-end this gold Lexus. | |
| A rear-end thermometer, too | |
| Air bags on the back of cars... would cut down on damage from rear-end collisions by 72.3%. | |
| Basically a Ding-Dong means shoving your hand in an unpleasant way up Filemon's rear-end, reaching all the way up to his throat and grabbing his larynx like a little bell, then pulling as hard as you can and turning him inside out. | |
| He rear-ends some guy, can it detonate that nuke? | |
| Junker rear-ends a luxury car... sounds more like a carjacking to me. | |
| So this guy who rear-ends me he's got some ass-faced lawyer | |
| This woman rear-ends me while she's putting on makeup. | |
| What if a simulated van rear-ends me? | |
| He rear-ends some guy, can it detonate that nuke? | |
| Junker rear-ends a luxury car... sounds more like a carjacking to me. | |
| So this guy who rear-ends me he's got some ass-faced lawyer | |
| This woman rear-ends me while she's putting on makeup. | |
| What if a simulated van rear-ends me? | |
| 'Cause I'm worried about getting rear-ended. | |
| - (applause) if you have a helium car and you get rear-ended... (squeaky voice) "Hey, something's wrong!" | |
| - He's been rear-ended. | |
| - They rear-ended a military truck. | |
| - Yeah, he rear-ended you, man. | |
| I like pad thai and rear-ending people. | |
| 'Cause I'm worried about getting rear-ended. | |
| - (applause) if you have a helium car and you get rear-ended... (squeaky voice) "Hey, something's wrong!" | |
| - He's been rear-ended. | |
| - They rear-ended a military truck. | |
| - Yeah, he rear-ended you, man. | |
| I like pad thai and rear-ending people. | |
