pew

"Everyone says I love you, the cop on the corner and the burglar, too, the preacher in the pulpit and the man in the pew, says I love you.

"pew, pew, pepper spray."

# but it never felt right. # # there was something untrue # # about that fabric # # between my ass and the pew. # # it's not crude to be nude on the sabbath. #

'Front pew, right leg.

- Absolutely. - Pew-pew.

"Everyone says I love you, the cop on the corner and the burglar, too, the preacher in the pulpit and the man in the pew, says I love you.

"pew, pew, pepper spray."

# but it never felt right. # # there was something untrue # # about that fabric # # between my ass and the pew. # # it's not crude to be nude on the sabbath. #

'Front pew, right leg.

- Absolutely. - Pew-pew.

(loud shuffle of pews) (Lily) Teruah gedolah.

******** these pews? Of course.

- All right. The front, the back, pews, altar, everything, huh?

- And, what if they're just being used to get people in the pews?

- On the reserved pews. - Did you do...