| "So beat the drum slowly and play the fife lowly." | |
| "What's his name?" "Barney fife." Pow! | |
| - I heard the drum and fife yesterday. - This country... - Marching past. | |
| - Why didn't you tell me you and fife broke up? | |
| - You know, fife and drum bands. | |
| "So beat the drum slowly and play the fife lowly." | |
| "What's his name?" "Barney fife." Pow! | |
| - I heard the drum and fife yesterday. - This country... - Marching past. | |
| - Why didn't you tell me you and fife broke up? | |
| - You know, fife and drum bands. | |
| America, America [music fades to fifes playing] | |
| Drums and fifes in march time. | |
| Drums beating, fifes playing, and colors flying, | |
| I loathe fifes. | |
| I'll be sent to the army fifes and drums if he finds his instrument here! | |
| America, America [music fades to fifes playing] | |
| Drums and fifes in march time. | |
| Drums beating, fifes playing, and colors flying, | |
| I loathe fifes. | |
| I'll be sent to the army fifes and drums if he finds his instrument here! | |
