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! Actually, I kind of like these stuffy, pretentious snoots. They don't make fart noises every time I open my mouth.
" Holden," she said, "the big bucks are in dick and fart jokes."
""Shit"" I"II take, but ""fart"" I won"t!
"... I've got my broccoli fart..."
"...and my non-dairy cream-o fart!"
! Actually, I kind of like these stuffy, pretentious snoots. They don't make fart noises every time I open my mouth.
" Holden," she said, "the big bucks are in dick and fart jokes."
""Shit"" I"II take, but ""fart"" I won"t!
"... I've got my broccoli fart..."
"...and my non-dairy cream-o fart!"
"A dog that farts, happiness imparts"
"Boring old farts."
"I've got four farts, and that's not one of mine!"
"Kitten plays a keyboard. Kitten sneezes and farts at the same time."
"Leave th0se 0ld farts !
"A dog that farts, happiness imparts"
"Boring old farts."
"I've got four farts, and that's not one of mine!"
"Kitten plays a keyboard. Kitten sneezes and farts at the same time."
"Leave th0se 0ld farts !
" - Ew! Who farted?
"P.S. I farted on the meat."
"The dog farted!"
"Who farted ?"
"Who farted?"
"Fart-face, old fart, farting around, fart-sniffer, rim, snake, raincoat, quickie, queer, queen..."
"No that's farting in the bathtub and biting the bubble."
"Quit farting."
"You farting at me?
# I'm the Rubba Duckee with all the fly moves # # rockin' at his house # # with my tight grooves # go, Rubba, go, Rubba # go, Rubba Duckee [farting noises]
" - Ew! Who farted?
"P.S. I farted on the meat."
"The dog farted!"
"Who farted ?"
"Who farted?"
"Fart-face, old fart, farting around, fart-sniffer, rim, snake, raincoat, quickie, queer, queen..."
"No that's farting in the bathtub and biting the bubble."
"Quit farting."
"You farting at me?
# I'm the Rubba Duckee with all the fly moves # # rockin' at his house # # with my tight grooves # go, Rubba, go, Rubba # go, Rubba Duckee [farting noises]