umpire

"No player shall at any time make contact with the umpire in any manner.

"Of course, Stratton was helped considerably by a nearsighted umpire."

"The umpire kept seeing home plate under the ball,

'And the third umpire declared him not out.'

'But the third umpire will make the final decision.'

"No player shall at any time make contact with the umpire in any manner.

"Of course, Stratton was helped considerably by a nearsighted umpire."

"The umpire kept seeing home plate under the ball,

'And the third umpire declared him not out.'

'But the third umpire will make the final decision.'

"Lady umpires: finally a chest worth protecting."

'The umpires are in conference here.'

(John) Sensible refereeing from Jacob Mycroberg, one of today's umpires.

Ah, tomato murders, the kind of sick, senseless violence... that makes a cat want to have his guts ripped out and turned into racquet strings... to be used by McEnroe while he belittles chair umpires.

And don't even get me started on those umpires.

"Lady umpires: finally a chest worth protecting."

'The umpires are in conference here.'

(John) Sensible refereeing from Jacob Mycroberg, one of today's umpires.

Ah, tomato murders, the kind of sick, senseless violence... that makes a cat want to have his guts ripped out and turned into racquet strings... to be used by McEnroe while he belittles chair umpires.

And don't even get me started on those umpires.

Either you're under eight cars looking for a spark plug or you're up here umpiring a tennis match between two imaginary players.

I remember, because my friend and I were umpiring a little league game, and the pitcher threw his arm out, literally.

Listening to this makes me remember the first day you were umpiring.

That's Dickie Bird MBE out of cricket umpiring here, he's not pleased.

You go and bat,I'll do the umpiring!

Either you're under eight cars looking for a spark plug or you're up here umpiring a tennis match between two imaginary players.

I remember, because my friend and I were umpiring a little league game, and the pitcher threw his arm out, literally.

Listening to this makes me remember the first day you were umpiring.

That's Dickie Bird MBE out of cricket umpiring here, he's not pleased.

You go and bat,I'll do the umpiring!