| "No player shall at any time make contact with the umpire in any manner. | |
| "Of course, Stratton was helped considerably by a nearsighted umpire." | |
| "The umpire kept seeing home plate under the ball, | |
| 'And the third umpire declared him not out.' | |
| 'But the third umpire will make the final decision.' | |
| "No player shall at any time make contact with the umpire in any manner. | |
| "Of course, Stratton was helped considerably by a nearsighted umpire." | |
| "The umpire kept seeing home plate under the ball, | |
| 'And the third umpire declared him not out.' | |
| 'But the third umpire will make the final decision.' | |
| "Lady umpires: finally a chest worth protecting." | |
| 'The umpires are in conference here.' | |
| (John) Sensible refereeing from Jacob Mycroberg, one of today's umpires. | |
| Ah, tomato murders, the kind of sick, senseless violence... that makes a cat want to have his guts ripped out and turned into racquet strings... to be used by McEnroe while he belittles chair umpires. | |
| And don't even get me started on those umpires. | |
| "Lady umpires: finally a chest worth protecting." | |
| 'The umpires are in conference here.' | |
| (John) Sensible refereeing from Jacob Mycroberg, one of today's umpires. | |
| Ah, tomato murders, the kind of sick, senseless violence... that makes a cat want to have his guts ripped out and turned into racquet strings... to be used by McEnroe while he belittles chair umpires. | |
| And don't even get me started on those umpires. | |
| Either you're under eight cars looking for a spark plug or you're up here umpiring a tennis match between two imaginary players. | |
| I remember, because my friend and I were umpiring a little league game, and the pitcher threw his arm out, literally. | |
| Listening to this makes me remember the first day you were umpiring. | |
| That's Dickie Bird MBE out of cricket umpiring here, he's not pleased. | |
| You go and bat,I'll do the umpiring! | |
| Either you're under eight cars looking for a spark plug or you're up here umpiring a tennis match between two imaginary players. | |
| I remember, because my friend and I were umpiring a little league game, and the pitcher threw his arm out, literally. | |
| Listening to this makes me remember the first day you were umpiring. | |
| That's Dickie Bird MBE out of cricket umpiring here, he's not pleased. | |
| You go and bat,I'll do the umpiring! | |
