| ! No lies or I'll have your twat on a barbeque. | |
| "...fart, turd and twat..." | |
| "A failed actress and a twat"? | |
| "Give twat bandit a nod as you pass her in the hall". | |
| "I apologise... unreservedly... for being a twat." | |
| ! No lies or I'll have your twat on a barbeque. | |
| "...fart, turd and twat..." | |
| "A failed actress and a twat"? | |
| "Give twat bandit a nod as you pass her in the hall". | |
| "I apologise... unreservedly... for being a twat." | |
| "She ought to be better than those three twats combined." | |
| 'Because he's not Batman, 'he's one of them whingeing Fathers For Justice twats. | |
| 'Even if we are twats, 'it just keeps on rolling. | |
| 'Maclaren wants one of us to report to him and his team of e-twats 'and it won't be me for this reason - | |
| 'We don't always fuck up because we're twats... | |
| "She ought to be better than those three twats combined." | |
| 'Because he's not Batman, 'he's one of them whingeing Fathers For Justice twats. | |
| 'Even if we are twats, 'it just keeps on rolling. | |
| 'Maclaren wants one of us to report to him and his team of e-twats 'and it won't be me for this reason - | |
| 'We don't always fuck up because we're twats... | |
| "..but was twatted by a car." | |
| "The suspect attempted to run away, but was twatted by a car." | |
| 'It's handy for the alcohol companies and drug dealers, 'as everyone gets twatted to try and deal with it. | |
| And by eggs, I do mean, getting twatted on a cocktail of Class As. | |
| And she twatted me with a kidney dish! | |
| - l've been that far off twatting her myself. | |
| And she's one Bacardi Breezer away from twatting her. | |
| Being really fucking sneaky, getting in there first and twatting the cunts before they know what's hit 'em! | |
| Better than your twatting. | |
| Doo-twatting-lally. | |
| "..but was twatted by a car." | |
| "The suspect attempted to run away, but was twatted by a car." | |
| 'It's handy for the alcohol companies and drug dealers, 'as everyone gets twatted to try and deal with it. | |
| And by eggs, I do mean, getting twatted on a cocktail of Class As. | |
| And she twatted me with a kidney dish! | |
| - l've been that far off twatting her myself. | |
| And she's one Bacardi Breezer away from twatting her. | |
| Being really fucking sneaky, getting in there first and twatting the cunts before they know what's hit 'em! | |
| Better than your twatting. | |
| Doo-twatting-lally. | |
