twat

! No lies or I'll have your twat on a barbeque.

"...fart, turd and twat..."

"A failed actress and a twat"?

"Give twat bandit a nod as you pass her in the hall".

"I apologise... unreservedly... for being a twat."

! No lies or I'll have your twat on a barbeque.

"...fart, turd and twat..."

"A failed actress and a twat"?

"Give twat bandit a nod as you pass her in the hall".

"I apologise... unreservedly... for being a twat."

"She ought to be better than those three twats combined."

'Because he's not Batman, 'he's one of them whingeing Fathers For Justice twats.

'Even if we are twats, 'it just keeps on rolling.

'Maclaren wants one of us to report to him and his team of e-twats 'and it won't be me for this reason -

'We don't always fuck up because we're twats...

"She ought to be better than those three twats combined."

'Because he's not Batman, 'he's one of them whingeing Fathers For Justice twats.

'Even if we are twats, 'it just keeps on rolling.

'Maclaren wants one of us to report to him and his team of e-twats 'and it won't be me for this reason -

'We don't always fuck up because we're twats...

"..but was twatted by a car."

"The suspect attempted to run away, but was twatted by a car."

'It's handy for the alcohol companies and drug dealers, 'as everyone gets twatted to try and deal with it.

And by eggs, I do mean, getting twatted on a cocktail of Class As.

And she twatted me with a kidney dish!

- l've been that far off twatting her myself.

And she's one Bacardi Breezer away from twatting her.

Being really fucking sneaky, getting in there first and twatting the cunts before they know what's hit 'em!

Better than your twatting.

Doo-twatting-lally.

"..but was twatted by a car."

"The suspect attempted to run away, but was twatted by a car."

'It's handy for the alcohol companies and drug dealers, 'as everyone gets twatted to try and deal with it.

And by eggs, I do mean, getting twatted on a cocktail of Class As.

And she twatted me with a kidney dish!

- l've been that far off twatting her myself.

And she's one Bacardi Breezer away from twatting her.

Being really fucking sneaky, getting in there first and twatting the cunts before they know what's hit 'em!

Better than your twatting.

Doo-twatting-lally.