sperm

! I inseminated a girl with your sperm... mistakenly.

"A man in Philadelphia has been arrested for attempting to make an unauthorized deposit in a sperm bank."

"And should that egg meet a sperm and turn into a baby, count on me as a sitter.

"Cascade of sperm!"

"Dear Lou, you have been more of a brother to me than even my own blood brother." Okay, you wanna be a real father to this baby and not some sperm donor named Dad?

! I inseminated a girl with your sperm... mistakenly.

"A man in Philadelphia has been arrested for attempting to make an unauthorized deposit in a sperm bank."

"And should that egg meet a sperm and turn into a baby, count on me as a sitter.

"Cascade of sperm!"

"Dear Lou, you have been more of a brother to me than even my own blood brother." Okay, you wanna be a real father to this baby and not some sperm donor named Dad?

"By then hundreds of millions of sperms were on the march."

(Man on phone) Maybe a half a dozen pilot whales and three pygmy sperms.

- "Too few sperms."

- I don't have sperms.

- It means too few sperms.

"By then hundreds of millions of sperms were on the march."

(Man on phone) Maybe a half a dozen pilot whales and three pygmy sperms.

- "Too few sperms."

- I don't have sperms.

- It means too few sperms.

And like I'm gonna believe one of his "spermed" lovers.

I spermed in her face, then I pissed it clean afterwards.

I wouldn't use your nasty, spermed-up toothpaste.

You spermed her, and she asked you to piss it clean?

You spermed...

And like I'm gonna believe one of his "spermed" lovers.

I spermed in her face, then I pissed it clean afterwards.

I wouldn't use your nasty, spermed-up toothpaste.

You spermed her, and she asked you to piss it clean?

You spermed...