sam

" You heard what sam said.

""For as much as Sam and Jennie have consented together in holy wedlock... ""and have declared the same before God... ""and in the presence of this company,

"And i come out of my tent to see sam halfway up the trail already, not a stitch of clothes on.. Never looked back.

"And slippery, slippery sam, he fell upon the ham."

"Dear sam, i've been in love with you since september.

" You heard what sam said.

""For as much as Sam and Jennie have consented together in holy wedlock... ""and have declared the same before God... ""and in the presence of this company,

"And i come out of my tent to see sam halfway up the trail already, not a stitch of clothes on.. Never looked back.

"And slippery, slippery sam, he fell upon the ham."

"Dear sam, i've been in love with you since september.

Anybody see sams?

Be on time school bell ring at a quarter to 9:00 that's it, sams!

I don't believe you, sams.

Ooh, that ain't the key. Sams, sams.

Russian sams exploding all around him.

Anybody see sams?

Be on time school bell ring at a quarter to 9:00 that's it, sams!

I don't believe you, sams.

Ooh, that ain't the key. Sams, sams.

Russian sams exploding all around him.

Give it up Sal, you've been sammed.

Give it up Sal, you've been sammed.