pants

! - Poop pants!

! - Pooped my pants!

! Dad, what the hell? You're not wearing any pants!

! How do you not feel a giant pill bottle in your pocket when you're taking off your pants? !

! If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna do it in a pair of pants.

! - Poop pants!

! - Pooped my pants!

! Dad, what the hell? You're not wearing any pants!

! How do you not feel a giant pill bottle in your pocket when you're taking off your pants? !

! If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna do it in a pair of pants.

I'm saving it for the fancy-pantses at Zapp Brannigan's black-tie reception.

I'm saving it for the fancy-pantses at Zapp Brannigan's black-tie reception.

And I thought getting pantsed at the prom was going to be the low point in my life.

And not that you asked, but your kid will be pantsed every day if you name him Otis.

And then pantsed him in front of Kayla, the girl he likes.

Because you got pantsed by Meredith Lester in seventh grade.

Cam, did you get pantsed because of me?

- And when he declined, You violated his fourth amendment rights Against search and seizure by pantsing him.

And de-pantsing.

And that's why you think pantsing me wasn't wrong?

But in a pantsing plot, the story's always the same.

For pantsing me in the cafeteria?

And I thought getting pantsed at the prom was going to be the low point in my life.

And not that you asked, but your kid will be pantsed every day if you name him Otis.

And then pantsed him in front of Kayla, the girl he likes.

Because you got pantsed by Meredith Lester in seventh grade.

Cam, did you get pantsed because of me?

- And when he declined, You violated his fourth amendment rights Against search and seizure by pantsing him.

And de-pantsing.

And that's why you think pantsing me wasn't wrong?

But in a pantsing plot, the story's always the same.

For pantsing me in the cafeteria?