
"And I'm using those tears as lube to wank with."
"Bacon-flavored lube"?
"He wants to fuck us without lube."
"No, but if you give me a lube job, I'll throw you some Hail Marys".
"Oh, Evan. Thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy.
"And I'm using those tears as lube to wank with."
"Bacon-flavored lube"?
"He wants to fuck us without lube."
"No, but if you give me a lube job, I'll throw you some Hail Marys".
"Oh, Evan. Thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy.
Besides the point, I don't think it should be some grand ritual, where you're gettin' lubes and lighting candles.
Condoms, lubes...
Do a few lubes... put the toilet paper on the little spools... shit like that.
I can sell anything. Shit, I can sell lubes to convent full of Nuns getting horny to be fuckin' each other.
I just so happen I have one of these pre-lubes, so you don't have to do any of the work.
Besides the point, I don't think it should be some grand ritual, where you're gettin' lubes and lighting candles.
Condoms, lubes...
Do a few lubes... put the toilet paper on the little spools... shit like that.
I can sell anything. Shit, I can sell lubes to convent full of Nuns getting horny to be fuckin' each other.
I just so happen I have one of these pre-lubes, so you don't have to do any of the work.
'Cause I like to get lubed up before I get fucked!
- Are you lubed up?
- Freshly lubed for your pleasure.
- Really? - Yeah. She said I needed to be fully lubed up.
- So who else is gonna get lubed?
Bringing in the customers, lubing the deals.
Get to lubing.
I'm, uh, I'm lubing up, Sally...
Now I'm lubing up the little toy car, because I'm going to put it in my butt.
Okay, so start by lubing up the head and work... No...
'Cause I like to get lubed up before I get fucked!
- Are you lubed up?
- Freshly lubed for your pleasure.
- Really? - Yeah. She said I needed to be fully lubed up.
- So who else is gonna get lubed?
Bringing in the customers, lubing the deals.
Get to lubing.
I'm, uh, I'm lubing up, Sally...
Now I'm lubing up the little toy car, because I'm going to put it in my butt.
Okay, so start by lubing up the head and work... No...