"And I'm using those tears as lube to wank with." | |
"Bacon-flavored lube"? | |
"He wants to fuck us without lube." | |
"No, but if you give me a lube job, I'll throw you some Hail Marys". | |
"Oh, Evan. Thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. | |
"And I'm using those tears as lube to wank with." | |
"Bacon-flavored lube"? | |
"He wants to fuck us without lube." | |
"No, but if you give me a lube job, I'll throw you some Hail Marys". | |
"Oh, Evan. Thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. | |
Besides the point, I don't think it should be some grand ritual, where you're gettin' lubes and lighting candles. | |
Condoms, lubes... | |
Do a few lubes... put the toilet paper on the little spools... shit like that. | |
I can sell anything. Shit, I can sell lubes to convent full of Nuns getting horny to be fuckin' each other. | |
I just so happen I have one of these pre-lubes, so you don't have to do any of the work. | |
Besides the point, I don't think it should be some grand ritual, where you're gettin' lubes and lighting candles. | |
Condoms, lubes... | |
Do a few lubes... put the toilet paper on the little spools... shit like that. | |
I can sell anything. Shit, I can sell lubes to convent full of Nuns getting horny to be fuckin' each other. | |
I just so happen I have one of these pre-lubes, so you don't have to do any of the work. | |
'Cause I like to get lubed up before I get fucked! | |
- Are you lubed up? | |
- Freshly lubed for your pleasure. | |
- Really? - Yeah. She said I needed to be fully lubed up. | |
- So who else is gonna get lubed? | |
Bringing in the customers, lubing the deals. | |
Get to lubing. | |
I'm, uh, I'm lubing up, Sally... | |
Now I'm lubing up the little toy car, because I'm going to put it in my butt. | |
Okay, so start by lubing up the head and work... No... | |
'Cause I like to get lubed up before I get fucked! | |
- Are you lubed up? | |
- Freshly lubed for your pleasure. | |
- Really? - Yeah. She said I needed to be fully lubed up. | |
- So who else is gonna get lubed? | |
Bringing in the customers, lubing the deals. | |
Get to lubing. | |
I'm, uh, I'm lubing up, Sally... | |
Now I'm lubing up the little toy car, because I'm going to put it in my butt. | |
Okay, so start by lubing up the head and work... No... | |