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"Can I pick up a stranger in the bushes, take him home, jizz on him,
"Mr. Martin, can you help me with my jizz?"
"New-jizz-fizz ver-bur-ger-king...."?
"She's going to get a face full of jizz, - "and she's going to like it. " - "She's gonna like it. "
"ah Ron, you're drowning me in jizz..."
"Can I pick up a stranger in the bushes, take him home, jizz on him,
"Mr. Martin, can you help me with my jizz?"
"New-jizz-fizz ver-bur-ger-king...."?
"She's going to get a face full of jizz, - "and she's going to like it. " - "She's gonna like it. "
"ah Ron, you're drowning me in jizz..."
He says, as he jizzes his pants, because he's free at last.
He says, as he jizzes his pants, because he's free at last.
- "Hey, I jizzed in my shorts" you know?
- I feel like a Smurf just jizzed in my face.
And he pulled out and jizzed all over my face, got in my eyes, and now I can't even open 'em properly.
And nothing happens, even though all your clothes get burned off, Champagne gets jizzed everywhere, And her vag winds up in the sink.
Didn't even know it was there. How you don't know somebody jizzed on your face?
If you weren't jizzing all the time, maybe you'd be more hydrated.
In two weeks, the McClintock media empire will be jizzing money into this office. Ew.
No, no, no. I'm jizzing money!
No, no, nobody's jizzing on anything.
Too bad preservationists are jizzing themselves... Excuse me, Kristin... for a house exactly in this condition.
- "Hey, I jizzed in my shorts" you know?
- I feel like a Smurf just jizzed in my face.
And he pulled out and jizzed all over my face, got in my eyes, and now I can't even open 'em properly.
And nothing happens, even though all your clothes get burned off, Champagne gets jizzed everywhere, And her vag winds up in the sink.
Didn't even know it was there. How you don't know somebody jizzed on your face?
If you weren't jizzing all the time, maybe you'd be more hydrated.
In two weeks, the McClintock media empire will be jizzing money into this office. Ew.
No, no, no. I'm jizzing money!
No, no, nobody's jizzing on anything.
Too bad preservationists are jizzing themselves... Excuse me, Kristin... for a house exactly in this condition.