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! You wanna get laid or not?
"...get laid, fuck off, piss off, piss on you, stick it, stuff it, gramit, jam it, cram it, horny, peter, the one-eyed wonder worm..."
"...get laid."
"But you get laid the minute you get out."
"Eat me so you can get laid real fast."
! You wanna get laid or not?
"...get laid, fuck off, piss off, piss on you, stick it, stuff it, gramit, jam it, cram it, horny, peter, the one-eyed wonder worm..."
"...get laid."
"But you get laid the minute you get out."
"Eat me so you can get laid real fast."
! No one gets laid while that kid's awake.
"My sister gets laid for 15 bucks"
- Fast as Spider-Man when he gets laid. Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
- He's dead and he gets laid.
- Pavi gets laid.
! No one gets laid while that kid's awake.
"My sister gets laid for 15 bucks"
- Fast as Spider-Man when he gets laid. Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
- He's dead and he gets laid.
- Pavi gets laid.
"A bet to see who got laid for the millionth time, me, and/or who loses their virginity for the first time, you."
"Boo-hoo, I got laid off.
"Everyone knows that." When's the last time you got laid?
"Happily ever after" is coming home to you and hanging out after you got laid?
"Here lies Ellie Morris, and she never got laid. "
"A bet to see who got laid for the millionth time, me, and/or who loses their virginity for the first time, you."
"Boo-hoo, I got laid off.
"Everyone knows that." When's the last time you got laid?
"Happily ever after" is coming home to you and hanging out after you got laid?
"Here lies Ellie Morris, and she never got laid. "
"I'm getting laid"?
# For getting drunk and getting laid
# No, but I was backstage in the dark, getting laid #
- Did you do the best you could? - No. I was gonna, but I ended up getting laid instead.
- Don't you feel like getting laid?
! If you'd made up your mind five seconds earlier, we could have ruled the galaxy and maybe I could have gotten laid one more time before I died.
- Ew. God, how have you ever gotten laid?
- Hey, Sue. - No. Have you gotten laid once since you moved out here?
- I haven't gotten laid. That's for sure.
- When Jackie told me about the party, I'd just gotten laid off.
"I'm getting laid"?
# For getting drunk and getting laid
# No, but I was backstage in the dark, getting laid #
- Did you do the best you could? - No. I was gonna, but I ended up getting laid instead.
- Don't you feel like getting laid?
! If you'd made up your mind five seconds earlier, we could have ruled the galaxy and maybe I could have gotten laid one more time before I died.
- Ew. God, how have you ever gotten laid?
- Hey, Sue. - No. Have you gotten laid once since you moved out here?
- I haven't gotten laid. That's for sure.
- When Jackie told me about the party, I'd just gotten laid off.