| ! You wanna get laid or not? | |
| "...get laid, fuck off, piss off, piss on you, stick it, stuff it, gramit, jam it, cram it, horny, peter, the one-eyed wonder worm..." | |
| "...get laid." | |
| "But you get laid the minute you get out." | |
| "Eat me so you can get laid real fast." | |
| ! You wanna get laid or not? | |
| "...get laid, fuck off, piss off, piss on you, stick it, stuff it, gramit, jam it, cram it, horny, peter, the one-eyed wonder worm..." | |
| "...get laid." | |
| "But you get laid the minute you get out." | |
| "Eat me so you can get laid real fast." | |
| ! No one gets laid while that kid's awake. | |
| "My sister gets laid for 15 bucks" | |
| - Fast as Spider-Man when he gets laid. Oh, God, I'm so sorry. | |
| - He's dead and he gets laid. | |
| - Pavi gets laid. | |
| ! No one gets laid while that kid's awake. | |
| "My sister gets laid for 15 bucks" | |
| - Fast as Spider-Man when he gets laid. Oh, God, I'm so sorry. | |
| - He's dead and he gets laid. | |
| - Pavi gets laid. | |
| "A bet to see who got laid for the millionth time, me, and/or who loses their virginity for the first time, you." | |
| "Boo-hoo, I got laid off. | |
| "Everyone knows that." When's the last time you got laid? | |
| "Happily ever after" is coming home to you and hanging out after you got laid? | |
| "Here lies Ellie Morris, and she never got laid. " | |
| "A bet to see who got laid for the millionth time, me, and/or who loses their virginity for the first time, you." | |
| "Boo-hoo, I got laid off. | |
| "Everyone knows that." When's the last time you got laid? | |
| "Happily ever after" is coming home to you and hanging out after you got laid? | |
| "Here lies Ellie Morris, and she never got laid. " | |
| "I'm getting laid"? | |
| # For getting drunk and getting laid | |
| # No, but I was backstage in the dark, getting laid # | |
| - Did you do the best you could? - No. I was gonna, but I ended up getting laid instead. | |
| - Don't you feel like getting laid? | |
| ! If you'd made up your mind five seconds earlier, we could have ruled the galaxy and maybe I could have gotten laid one more time before I died. | |
| - Ew. God, how have you ever gotten laid? | |
| - Hey, Sue. - No. Have you gotten laid once since you moved out here? | |
| - I haven't gotten laid. That's for sure. | |
| - When Jackie told me about the party, I'd just gotten laid off. | |
| "I'm getting laid"? | |
| # For getting drunk and getting laid | |
| # No, but I was backstage in the dark, getting laid # | |
| - Did you do the best you could? - No. I was gonna, but I ended up getting laid instead. | |
| - Don't you feel like getting laid? | |
| ! If you'd made up your mind five seconds earlier, we could have ruled the galaxy and maybe I could have gotten laid one more time before I died. | |
| - Ew. God, how have you ever gotten laid? | |
| - Hey, Sue. - No. Have you gotten laid once since you moved out here? | |
| - I haven't gotten laid. That's for sure. | |
| - When Jackie told me about the party, I'd just gotten laid off. | |
