| ! Your kid's got a walk-in closet? | |
| "All the skeletons in your fuckin' closet." | |
| "At precisely 3:00 a.m., I'm gonna jump out of that closet right there "and hack you all up with a machete. | |
| "Between the closet and the bed | |
| "By the way, while you're in the closet check the watch pocket of your grandfather's World War I uniform. | |
| ! Your kid's got a walk-in closet? | |
| "All the skeletons in your fuckin' closet." | |
| "At precisely 3:00 a.m., I'm gonna jump out of that closet right there "and hack you all up with a machete. | |
| "Between the closet and the bed | |
| "By the way, while you're in the closet check the watch pocket of your grandfather's World War I uniform. | |
| "Pool, walk-in closets, security, vaulted ceilings." | |
| "There's linen in the closets... | |
| "We won't wear your underwear while we're organizing your closets." | |
| - ...no one's lurking in the closets. | |
| - All the closets? | |
| "Pool, walk-in closets, security, vaulted ceilings." | |
| "There's linen in the closets... | |
| "We won't wear your underwear while we're organizing your closets." | |
| - ...no one's lurking in the closets. | |
| - All the closets? | |
| - After the whisper campaign we'll start within the party about how you were complicit with the President's affair, about how you were frigid and a closeted lesbian, about how you tore the President down for your own political gain. | |
| - He is a closeted Republican. | |
| - I was the closeted diva. | |
| - You're saying he's closeted? | |
| - Your friend's a closeted fucking homo! | |
| - After the whisper campaign we'll start within the party about how you were complicit with the President's affair, about how you were frigid and a closeted lesbian, about how you tore the President down for your own political gain. | |
| - He is a closeted Republican. | |
| - I was the closeted diva. | |
| - You're saying he's closeted? | |
| - Your friend's a closeted fucking homo! | |
