太る

こんにゃくは、太らない。

Eating konjac, you will never gain weight.

「太った」？

Excellent first words,perfect. No,as a boy,you were rounder.

柔らかくて、太った お前のようなやつを

Soft, fat boys like you.

太って　のろくなったな

You have grown slow and fat.

一緒に年をとり 太って

We would grow old and fat together.

太って 喧嘩もして

We'd grow old and fat together.

私、その前夫の事を 太って、いらついた トンマかと思ってたら 実はアルバートだった！

And I pictured the ex she was talking about as this fat irritating slob and it turns out it's Albert!

さあ　太れ

Eat up.