| Livrer des tartines de fromage fondu et contribuer à constiper l'Amérique. | Yeah, delivering melted cheese on bread, doing your part to keep America constipated. |
| Ça aurait pu les constiper, un cancer au pire, mais... ça n'aurait pas changé leur comportement. | I mean, it might've constipated them, cancer worst case, but... it wouldn't have changed their behavior. |
| Ça va me constiper ! | I'll get constipated! |
| "Je suis jamais constipé." | I'm never constipated. " |
| "Vous ne trouvez pas que ca fait un peu constipé ?" | ''Don't you think that's a little constipated? |
| - Encore constipé? - Tous les jours. | - Are you still constipated? |
| - Et vous êtes constipé ? | - are you constipated, too? |
| - Il me semble un peu constipé. | - He seems a bit constipated to me. |
| Ca te constipe. | It makes you constipated. |
| Et pour info, le voyage me constipe, ce qui fait de moi la colocataire de chabre d'hôtel idéale. | And fyi, travel makes me constipated, So I'm the ideal hotel roommate. |
| La caféine me constipe. | Caffeine constipates me. |
| La lecture le constipe et maintenant je vais tout me prendre. | He was constipated with pulp, and now it was coming out, all over me. |
| Le thé ça constipe. | Tea constipates you. |
