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Ale proszę, nie wspomnij o tym nikomu
But please don't mention this to anyone
Dobra, ale wspomnij o tym naturalnie, żeby nie pomyślała, że cię zachęciłem. Jasne.
Okay, but bring it up naturally, so she doesn't think I put you up to it.
Dziwne, że ci o tym mówię, ale wspomnij me słowa, gdy będzie ci źle.
I don't know, maybe it's grotesque of me to say this now, so just... write it on apiece of paper or something... and put it in your purse for a rainy day. "Tom loves me.
Gdy już musisz z nią gadać, wspomnij o żonie.
And if you find yourself forced to talk to a woman, quickly find a way to mention the fact that you're married. It doesn't even have to make sense.
I przy okazji wspomnij o psie w stroju kowbojskim.
And tell her about the dog in the cowboy suit.