| Oh, ayolah Cindy, beritanya lagi tayang seorang gadis kecil putih jatuh ke sumur 50 kulit hitam tertangkap polisi hari ini tapi dunia serasa berhenti karena gadis putih jatuh ke lubang | Oh, come on. Cindy, the news is on. Another little white girl done fell down a well. |
| Sudah kamu lihat rating kemarin? Kita dikalahkan acara jaringan TV termasuk tayang ulang "Who's the Boss?" | You know that guy with the cable-access show on Channel 83 does better. |
| Kami tayang langsung dari pusat kota Gotham. Di mana obat baru telah menewaskan orang-orang di jalanan. | We are live in downtown Gotham where a deadly new drug has hit the streets. |
| 'The Thing' akan tayang Sabtu depan. | Anyway, "The Thing" is playing downtown on Saturday. |
| Kami akan tayang dalam sepuluh detik, sobat, jadi jika kau tidak keberatan. | You can't do this. We're live in ten, buddy, so if you wouldn't mind. |
