Se merdiser (to wank) conjugation

French

Conjugation of se merdiser

Je
Tu
Il/elle/on
Nous
Vous
Ils/elles
Present tense
je me merdise
I wank
tu tu te merdises
you wank
il/elle/on il/elle/on se merdise
he/she/it wanks
nous nous nous merdisons
we wank
vous vous vous merdisez
you all wank
ils/elles ils/elles se merdisent
they wank
Present perfect tense
je me suis merdisé
I wanked
tu t’es merdisé
you wanked
il/elle/on s’est merdisé
he/she/it wanked
nous nous sommes merdisés
we wanked
vous vous êtes merdisés
you all wanked
ils/elles se sont merdisés
they wanked
Past impf. tense
je me merdisais
I was wanking
tu tu te merdisais
you were wanking
il/elle/on il/elle/on se merdisait
he/she/it was wanking
nous nous nous merdisions
we were wanking
vous vous vous merdisiez
you all were wanking
ils/elles ils/elles se merdisaient
they were wanking
Future tense
je me merdiserai
I will wank
tu tu te merdiseras
you will wank
il/elle/on il/elle/on se merdisera
he/she/it will wank
nous nous nous merdiserons
we will wank
vous vous vous merdiserez
you all will wank
ils/elles ils/elles se merdiseront
they will wank
Je
Tu
Il/elle/on
Nous
Vous
Ils/elles
Past perfect tense
je m’étais merdisé
I had wanked
tu t’étais merdisé
you had wanked
il/elle/on s’était merdisé
he/she/it had wanked
nous nous étions merdisés
we had wanked
vous vous étiez merdisés
you all had wanked
ils/elles s’étaient merdisés
they had wanked
Past preterite tense
je me merdisai
I wanked
tu tu te merdisas
you wanked
il/elle/on il/elle/on se merdisa
he/she/it wanked
nous nous nous merdisâmes
we wanked
vous vous vous merdisâtes
you all wanked
ils/elles ils/elles se merdisèrent
they wanked
Past anterior tense
je me fus merdisé
I had wanked
tu te fus merdisé
you had wanked
il/elle/on se fut merdisé
he/she/it had wanked
nous nous fûmes merdisés
we had wanked
vous vous fûtes merdisés
you all had wanked
ils/elles se furent merdisés
they had wanked
Future perfect tense
je me serai merdisé
I will have wanked
tu te seras merdisé
you will have wanked
il/elle/on se sera merdisé
he/she/it will have wanked
nous nous serons merdisés
we will have wanked
vous vous serez merdisés
you all will have wanked
ils/elles se seront merdisés
they will have wanked
Je
Tu
Il/elle/on
Nous
Vous
Ils/elles
Present subjunctive tense
que je me merdise
that I wank
que tu te merdises
that you wank
qu’il/elle/on se merdise
that he/she/it wank
que nous nous merdisions
that we wank
que vous vous merdisiez
that you all wank
ils/elles qu’ils/elles  se merdisent
that they wank
Present perf. subjunctive tense
que je me sois merdisé
that I have wanked
que tu te sois merdisé
that you have wanked
qu’il/elle/on se soit merdisé
that he/she/it have wanked
que nous nous soyons merdisés
that we have wanked
que vous vous soyez merdisés
that you all have wanked
qu’ils/elles se soient merdisés
that they have wanked
Imperfect subjunctive tense
que je me merdisasse
that I would wank
que tu te merdisasses
that you would wank
qu’il/elle/on se merdisât
that he/she/it would wank
que nous nous merdisassions
that we would wank
que vous vous merdisassiez
that you all would wank
ils/elles qu’ils/elles  se merdisassent
that they would wank
Past perfect subjunctive tense
que je me fusse merdisé
that I had wanked
que tu te fusses merdisé
that you had wanked
qu’il/elle/on se fût merdisé
that he/she/it had wanked
que nous nous fussions merdisés
that we had wanked
que vous vous fussiez merdisés
that you all had wanked
qu’ils/elles se fussent merdisés
that they had wanked
Je
Tu
Il/elle/on
Nous
Vous
Ils/elles
Conditional mood
je me merdiserais
I would wank
tu tu te merdiserais
you would wank
il/elle/on il/elle/on se merdiserait
he/she/it would wank
nous nous nous merdiserions
we would wank
vous vous vous merdiseriez
you all would wank
ils/elles ils/elles se merdiseraient
they would wank
Conditional perfect tense
je me serais merdisé
I would have wanked
tu te serais merdisé
you would have wanked
il/elle/on se serait merdisé
he/she/it would have wanked
nous nous serions merdisés
we would have wanked
vous vous seriez merdisés
you all would have wanked
ils/elles se seraient merdisés
they would have wanked
Imperative mood
-
merdise-toi
wank!
-
merdisons-nous
let's wank!
merdisez-vous
wank!
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