| - "Don't waterboard the salads." | |
| - So we're gonna take this perp to HQ, probably waterboard him, I don't know. | |
| - They could waterboard me. | |
| A waterboard man. | |
| And all would see it as a coup to... waterboard a United States Marine. | |
| - "Don't waterboard the salads." | |
| - So we're gonna take this perp to HQ, probably waterboard him, I don't know. | |
| - They could waterboard me. | |
| A waterboard man. | |
| And all would see it as a coup to... waterboard a United States Marine. | |
| Bring on your isolation, your waterboards. | |
| Bring on your isolation, your waterboards. | |
| "how many people do you think were waterboarded at Guantanamo?" | |
| - Oh, I was waterboarded on the Lazy River because Jay told some parents I was a paedophile. | |
| Al Qahtani was never waterboarded? No. | |
| Amy in pumpkins, it's like being waterboarded with cuteness. | |
| And let me guess, you were waterboarded? | |
| "Oh, waterboarding, waterboarding." | |
| "from check-in to check-out, "the hideaway inn was bleak and depressing. "a good waterboarding would've been more relaxing | |
| 'Cause I went waterboarding that one time in California. | |
| - Be honest. - That's what the CIA say before they start waterboarding. | |
| - Frank's waterboarding Dee. | |
| "how many people do you think were waterboarded at Guantanamo?" | |
| - Oh, I was waterboarded on the Lazy River because Jay told some parents I was a paedophile. | |
| Al Qahtani was never waterboarded? No. | |
| Amy in pumpkins, it's like being waterboarded with cuteness. | |
| And let me guess, you were waterboarded? | |
| "Oh, waterboarding, waterboarding." | |
| "from check-in to check-out, "the hideaway inn was bleak and depressing. "a good waterboarding would've been more relaxing | |
| 'Cause I went waterboarding that one time in California. | |
| - Be honest. - That's what the CIA say before they start waterboarding. | |
| - Frank's waterboarding Dee. | |
