toilet paper

"Dad, there's no toilet paper," said no one ever.

"First place went to Private Norman Polonsky... "with his yacht The American Beauty Dream... corncob construction with toilet paper sails."

"Fruit, vegetables, assorted food, "fuel oil, blankets, bandages, - linen replacements, toilet paper."

"God damn it, here comes a car across the center line about to kill me, 'cause I had to get out at 10:00 at night for a roll of toilet paper.

"I am so sorry, I really am so sorry, but can you buy me some toilet paper?"

"Dad, there's no toilet paper," said no one ever.

"First place went to Private Norman Polonsky... "with his yacht The American Beauty Dream... corncob construction with toilet paper sails."

"Fruit, vegetables, assorted food, "fuel oil, blankets, bandages, - linen replacements, toilet paper."

"God damn it, here comes a car across the center line about to kill me, 'cause I had to get out at 10:00 at night for a roll of toilet paper.

"I am so sorry, I really am so sorry, but can you buy me some toilet paper?"

I'm out of toilet papers.

People think all we do is scrub poop and vomit off the floor, pero I refill the paper towels, the toilet papers, stock the soap, the dispensers.

When you are done, you take the toilet papers- I don't know how many.

I'm out of toilet papers.

People think all we do is scrub poop and vomit off the floor, pero I refill the paper towels, the toilet papers, stock the soap, the dispensers.

When you are done, you take the toilet papers- I don't know how many.

I have someone with me who can tell us all who toilet papered the art teacher's house.

I mean, I toilet papered houses myself when I was a kid.

Look, kid, I have very little time to catch whoever toilet papered that house. Tell me what you know.

Tell me what I want to know, and I'll help you catch whoever toilet papered that house.

You were the one who toilet papered the neighbor's house right before a thunderstorm, until ma busted you.

- Because I'm not talking about toilet papering Voight's house, ho.

I was hoping you could help me solve a toilet papering case.

Sometimes I do, too, but I'm doing my best to keep this case civil on his end, and toilet papering isn't gonna help.

I have someone with me who can tell us all who toilet papered the art teacher's house.

I mean, I toilet papered houses myself when I was a kid.

Look, kid, I have very little time to catch whoever toilet papered that house. Tell me what you know.

Tell me what I want to know, and I'll help you catch whoever toilet papered that house.

You were the one who toilet papered the neighbor's house right before a thunderstorm, until ma busted you.

- Because I'm not talking about toilet papering Voight's house, ho.

I was hoping you could help me solve a toilet papering case.

Sometimes I do, too, but I'm doing my best to keep this case civil on his end, and toilet papering isn't gonna help.