| "Dad, there's no toilet paper," said no one ever. | |
| "First place went to Private Norman Polonsky... "with his yacht The American Beauty Dream... corncob construction with toilet paper sails." | |
| "Fruit, vegetables, assorted food, "fuel oil, blankets, bandages, - linen replacements, toilet paper." | |
| "God damn it, here comes a car across the center line about to kill me, 'cause I had to get out at 10:00 at night for a roll of toilet paper. | |
| "I am so sorry, I really am so sorry, but can you buy me some toilet paper?" | |
| "Dad, there's no toilet paper," said no one ever. | |
| "First place went to Private Norman Polonsky... "with his yacht The American Beauty Dream... corncob construction with toilet paper sails." | |
| "Fruit, vegetables, assorted food, "fuel oil, blankets, bandages, - linen replacements, toilet paper." | |
| "God damn it, here comes a car across the center line about to kill me, 'cause I had to get out at 10:00 at night for a roll of toilet paper. | |
| "I am so sorry, I really am so sorry, but can you buy me some toilet paper?" | |
| I'm out of toilet papers. | |
| People think all we do is scrub poop and vomit off the floor, pero I refill the paper towels, the toilet papers, stock the soap, the dispensers. | |
| When you are done, you take the toilet papers- I don't know how many. | |
| I'm out of toilet papers. | |
| People think all we do is scrub poop and vomit off the floor, pero I refill the paper towels, the toilet papers, stock the soap, the dispensers. | |
| When you are done, you take the toilet papers- I don't know how many. | |
| I have someone with me who can tell us all who toilet papered the art teacher's house. | |
| I mean, I toilet papered houses myself when I was a kid. | |
| Look, kid, I have very little time to catch whoever toilet papered that house. Tell me what you know. | |
| Tell me what I want to know, and I'll help you catch whoever toilet papered that house. | |
| You were the one who toilet papered the neighbor's house right before a thunderstorm, until ma busted you. | |
| - Because I'm not talking about toilet papering Voight's house, ho. | |
| I was hoping you could help me solve a toilet papering case. | |
| Sometimes I do, too, but I'm doing my best to keep this case civil on his end, and toilet papering isn't gonna help. | |
| I have someone with me who can tell us all who toilet papered the art teacher's house. | |
| I mean, I toilet papered houses myself when I was a kid. | |
| Look, kid, I have very little time to catch whoever toilet papered that house. Tell me what you know. | |
| Tell me what I want to know, and I'll help you catch whoever toilet papered that house. | |
| You were the one who toilet papered the neighbor's house right before a thunderstorm, until ma busted you. | |
| - Because I'm not talking about toilet papering Voight's house, ho. | |
| I was hoping you could help me solve a toilet papering case. | |
| Sometimes I do, too, but I'm doing my best to keep this case civil on his end, and toilet papering isn't gonna help. | |
