| "Oh, I was the first guy to ever snowboard. | |
| "We will snowboard every December, and one year take our kids. | |
| - And your snowboard. | |
| - It's an adaptive snowboard. | |
| - Not my snowboard. | |
| "Oh, I was the first guy to ever snowboard. | |
| "We will snowboard every December, and one year take our kids. | |
| - And your snowboard. | |
| - It's an adaptive snowboard. | |
| - Not my snowboard. | |
| - The two boys on the snowboards? | |
| Boogie boards to snowboards. | |
| I mean, snowboards are just too emu for me. | |
| I think he's gonna be one of those crazy wheelchair guys who snowboards and plays murderball. | |
| I thought you said the snowboards were in the suite. | |
| - The two boys on the snowboards? | |
| Boogie boards to snowboards. | |
| I mean, snowboards are just too emu for me. | |
| I think he's gonna be one of those crazy wheelchair guys who snowboards and plays murderball. | |
| I thought you said the snowboards were in the suite. | |
| I used to be one of those guys that just... snowboarded through his life... with no focus... whatsoever. | |
| On a ski day, I snowboarded from Zermatt to Cervinia, sold my gear, hopped on a train, and never looked back. | |
| The new Alex Whitman snowboarded on that very mountain ...almost broke his wrist. | |
| When I snowboarded, my problem wasn't turning this way, but rather this way. | |
| "...who enjoys snowboarding... | |
| 'Cause snowboarding wasn't really a sport yet. | |
| - A snowboarding accident. - Snowboarding. | |
| - No can do. I'm leaving on an epic snowboarding trip. | |
| - No more skiing, snowboarding. | |
| I used to be one of those guys that just... snowboarded through his life... with no focus... whatsoever. | |
| On a ski day, I snowboarded from Zermatt to Cervinia, sold my gear, hopped on a train, and never looked back. | |
| The new Alex Whitman snowboarded on that very mountain ...almost broke his wrist. | |
| When I snowboarded, my problem wasn't turning this way, but rather this way. | |
| "...who enjoys snowboarding... | |
| 'Cause snowboarding wasn't really a sport yet. | |
| - A snowboarding accident. - Snowboarding. | |
| - No can do. I'm leaving on an epic snowboarding trip. | |
| - No more skiing, snowboarding. | |
