smeg

- Because... - (SCREECHES) I am that smeg-head Rimmer.

- Oh, they're taking the smeg. - What now?

- See you, smeg-head.

- What a smeg-head.

- What the smeg are you doing here, Hol?

- Because... - (SCREECHES) I am that smeg-head Rimmer.

- Oh, they're taking the smeg. - What now?

- See you, smeg-head.

- What a smeg-head.

- What the smeg are you doing here, Hol?

ALL: We're smegged.

Is it a "Cat being smacked on the head by a smegged-off Lister's fist" kind of noise?

So we're smegged.

- Sen-smegging-sational.

- Two smegging weeks?

- Well, wear the smegging gloves!

And I can get a smegging' curry.

Big smegging deal.

ALL: We're smegged.

Is it a "Cat being smacked on the head by a smegged-off Lister's fist" kind of noise?

So we're smegged.

- Sen-smegging-sational.

- Two smegging weeks?

- Well, wear the smegging gloves!

And I can get a smegging' curry.

Big smegging deal.