shart

- Did you shart yourself again?

- No, Luis, I did not shart, thank you very much.

Ah, shart.

And a shart.

And when I wanna thank you for something, I shart!

- Did you shart yourself again?

- No, Luis, I did not shart, thank you very much.

Ah, shart.

And a shart.

And when I wanna thank you for something, I shart!

- Ew, Grandpa, you sharted!

And you sharted midway through the movie.

Hey, Demon, have you ever, like, sharted?

I just sharted myself.

I shart all the time. I sharted on the way over here, that's why I asked, 'cause my underwear is full.