queef

A lady never queefs in her lover's face without some major cause.

Don't you know? ! Are all rednecks queefs from Colorado as stupid as yous?

I don't love your queefs.

I pronounce you farts and queefs!

I would like to take this opportunity to explain why farts are funny and queefs are not.

'Cause I just queefed, big-time.

- A girl at school, she... queefed on one of Stan's friends today.

- She queefed right in my face. - Maybe you should spend less time at work making public health films and more time at home.

- She queefed.

And I think I might have queefed in your mouth

- Because of all the queefing?

- Well, Regis, it's like this. We think that queefing is a perfectly normal female bodily function.

All right! Enough with the queefing!

All the women suddenly think that... queefing is funny.

And, Katherine, may I remind you that your most promising applicant has been that woman that looked like Ted Danson and could not stop queefing?

'Cause I just queefed, big-time.

- A girl at school, she... queefed on one of Stan's friends today.

- She queefed right in my face. - Maybe you should spend less time at work making public health films and more time at home.

- She queefed.

And I think I might have queefed in your mouth

- Because of all the queefing?

- Well, Regis, it's like this. We think that queefing is a perfectly normal female bodily function.

All right! Enough with the queefing!

All the women suddenly think that... queefing is funny.

And, Katherine, may I remind you that your most promising applicant has been that woman that looked like Ted Danson and could not stop queefing?