! A new microwave! | |
"And, Joyce, remember, no metal spoons in the microwave." | |
"Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot "that he himself could not eat it?" | |
"Despite the multitude of fascinating women begged him to enter his life, "Swift lived alone since the day his wife had left him scorched by the flames "A disastrous fire caused by fire the microwave for a crazy time. " | |
"Getting the most out of your new microwave." Nice. | |
! A new microwave! | |
"And, Joyce, remember, no metal spoons in the microwave." | |
"Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot "that he himself could not eat it?" | |
"Despite the multitude of fascinating women begged him to enter his life, "Swift lived alone since the day his wife had left him scorched by the flames "A disastrous fire caused by fire the microwave for a crazy time. " | |
"Getting the most out of your new microwave." Nice. | |
"Yet among the myriad microwaves... the infrared messages, the gigabytes of ones and zeros... we find words, byte-sized now... tinier even than science... lurking in some vague electricity. | |
- Let's do it. The microwaves only penetrate the top layer of skin cells. | |
- Through microwaves. | |
- You should've kept her safe- safe from carcinogens, safe from power lines and microwaves. | |
- lt's formed out of microwaves. | |
"Yet among the myriad microwaves... the infrared messages, the gigabytes of ones and zeros... we find words, byte-sized now... tinier even than science... lurking in some vague electricity. | |
- Let's do it. The microwaves only penetrate the top layer of skin cells. | |
- Through microwaves. | |
- You should've kept her safe- safe from carcinogens, safe from power lines and microwaves. | |
- lt's formed out of microwaves. | |
- I microwaved your parakeet. | |
All my neighbors heard it happen, so they quickly left their microwaved burritos... and their expensive jars of moisturizer... and their racy pay-per-view movies... and they hurried outside, excited to see what all the ruckus was about. | |
And now, ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only... microwaved lounge singer! | |
And since he's a computer, that means no human comforts... no air conditioning, no TV, no microwaved taco chips and cheese. | |
And you are. You saved a city full of people from being microwaved like popcorn. | |
- I'm microwaving them so they look bad again. | |
A self-microwaving Bavarian Cream Dog. | |
As soon as I find the hair dryer, I'm microwaving taquitos. | |
Because this animal is microwaving eggs. | |
Boy, yesterday I'm microwaving a cat, today I'm giving a speech. | |
- I microwaved your parakeet. | |
All my neighbors heard it happen, so they quickly left their microwaved burritos... and their expensive jars of moisturizer... and their racy pay-per-view movies... and they hurried outside, excited to see what all the ruckus was about. | |
And now, ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only... microwaved lounge singer! | |
And since he's a computer, that means no human comforts... no air conditioning, no TV, no microwaved taco chips and cheese. | |
And you are. You saved a city full of people from being microwaved like popcorn. | |
- I'm microwaving them so they look bad again. | |
A self-microwaving Bavarian Cream Dog. | |
As soon as I find the hair dryer, I'm microwaving taquitos. | |
Because this animal is microwaving eggs. | |
Boy, yesterday I'm microwaving a cat, today I'm giving a speech. | |