have a wank

"Do you want to visit my website?" "No, we'd rather have a wank, Warwick." "Oh, have a wank then."

- Go have a wank, you nonce.

All that means is he can have a wank faster than you. - Come on.

Cos, look, you'll go home tonight and have a wank over Jane.

Don't have a wank over my mum.

"Do you want to visit my website?" "No, we'd rather have a wank, Warwick." "Oh, have a wank then."

- Go have a wank, you nonce.

All that means is he can have a wank faster than you. - Come on.

Cos, look, you'll go home tonight and have a wank over Jane.

Don't have a wank over my mum.

Dad, every night when he thinks I'm sleeping, Carl has a wank.

Dad, every night when he thinks I'm sleeping, Carl has a wank.

- Nursery rhyme. - ♪ Old MacDonald had a wank... ♪

- You just had a wank.

And then I had a wank.

He's never had a wank.

I saw a dirty movie about a girl who had a wank.

- Have you thought about having a wank?

- I bet she's having a wank.

Are you having a wank?

Hey, Gollum's taking his time. What's he doing - having a wank?

I appear to have shat myself. Ugh! Were you having a wank in there?

- Nursery rhyme. - ♪ Old MacDonald had a wank... ♪

- You just had a wank.

And then I had a wank.

He's never had a wank.

I saw a dirty movie about a girl who had a wank.

- Have you thought about having a wank?

- I bet she's having a wank.

Are you having a wank?

Hey, Gollum's taking his time. What's he doing - having a wank?

I appear to have shat myself. Ugh! Were you having a wank in there?