| "Do you want to visit my website?" "No, we'd rather have a wank, Warwick." "Oh, have a wank then." | |
| - Go have a wank, you nonce. | |
| All that means is he can have a wank faster than you. - Come on. | |
| Cos, look, you'll go home tonight and have a wank over Jane. | |
| Don't have a wank over my mum. | |
| "Do you want to visit my website?" "No, we'd rather have a wank, Warwick." "Oh, have a wank then." | |
| - Go have a wank, you nonce. | |
| All that means is he can have a wank faster than you. - Come on. | |
| Cos, look, you'll go home tonight and have a wank over Jane. | |
| Don't have a wank over my mum. | |
| Dad, every night when he thinks I'm sleeping, Carl has a wank. | |
| Dad, every night when he thinks I'm sleeping, Carl has a wank. | |
| - Nursery rhyme. - ♪ Old MacDonald had a wank... ♪ | |
| - You just had a wank. | |
| And then I had a wank. | |
| He's never had a wank. | |
| I saw a dirty movie about a girl who had a wank. | |
| - Have you thought about having a wank? | |
| - I bet she's having a wank. | |
| Are you having a wank? | |
| Hey, Gollum's taking his time. What's he doing - having a wank? | |
| I appear to have shat myself. Ugh! Were you having a wank in there? | |
| - Nursery rhyme. - ♪ Old MacDonald had a wank... ♪ | |
| - You just had a wank. | |
| And then I had a wank. | |
| He's never had a wank. | |
| I saw a dirty movie about a girl who had a wank. | |
| - Have you thought about having a wank? | |
| - I bet she's having a wank. | |
| Are you having a wank? | |
| Hey, Gollum's taking his time. What's he doing - having a wank? | |
| I appear to have shat myself. Ugh! Were you having a wank in there? | |
