fart about

"You can fart about to your heart's content

EB: Al, once that dope-fiend throws her skirts over her head and hightails back to New York, you think she'll give one wet fart about what happened at this camp, let alone send the Pinkertons out?

I couldn't give a cunt's fart about that.

I couldn't give a duck fart about that stupid tree.

I couldn't give a monkey's fart about the money. I'll tell you the truth about your mother, if you promise to leave here afterwards and never contact me again.

"You can fart about to your heart's content

EB: Al, once that dope-fiend throws her skirts over her head and hightails back to New York, you think she'll give one wet fart about what happened at this camp, let alone send the Pinkertons out?

I couldn't give a cunt's fart about that.

I couldn't give a duck fart about that stupid tree.

I couldn't give a monkey's fart about the money. I'll tell you the truth about your mother, if you promise to leave here afterwards and never contact me again.

- More use, sir? - Less farting about?

Lady Gaga's farting about with period pains and he's just sat in front of the telly.

They're just farting about.

You'd be cross too if they were too busy tweeting and twittering and farting about to come to the table when you'd called 'em four times!

- More use, sir? - Less farting about?

Lady Gaga's farting about with period pains and he's just sat in front of the telly.

They're just farting about.

You'd be cross too if they were too busy tweeting and twittering and farting about to come to the table when you'd called 'em four times!