| "Note of conversation today regarding Ronald Hawes curate of St Mary Mead. | |
| 'The locals had a saying about our curate which, strange as it may sound, they truly meant. | |
| (Laughs) If every "strained relationship" between vicar and curate resulted in murder, half the clergy in England would be in prison or dead. | |
| - And you must curate. | |
| - Have you been a curate before? - No. | |
| "Note of conversation today regarding Ronald Hawes curate of St Mary Mead. | |
| 'The locals had a saying about our curate which, strange as it may sound, they truly meant. | |
| (Laughs) If every "strained relationship" between vicar and curate resulted in murder, half the clergy in England would be in prison or dead. | |
| - And you must curate. | |
| - Have you been a curate before? - No. | |
| ...Then there's noel bankhead of north carolina, Who curates what he calls " the simpsonian institute." | |
| Father Eli curates antiquities at the Smithsonian. | |
| Four competitive young curates locked in a National Trust cottage playing Christian Top Trumps. | |
| May God find us confessed,... they've begun killing curates, and they're about to reconquer us. | |
| My mother curates textiles at the Met. | |
| ...Then there's noel bankhead of north carolina, Who curates what he calls " the simpsonian institute." | |
| Father Eli curates antiquities at the Smithsonian. | |
| Four competitive young curates locked in a National Trust cottage playing Christian Top Trumps. | |
| May God find us confessed,... they've begun killing curates, and they're about to reconquer us. | |
| My mother curates textiles at the Met. | |
| - He's been curated! | |
| - Yeah, she curated his show. | |
| All right, Broadway's too expensive, the museums are over-curated, But Shakespeare in the Park is tonight and the tickets are free. (sighs) | |
| Anyway, I can tell you this: They both got curated.. | |
| Bet that's not all she curated. | |
| - I know this is your first time curating for me, and I'm going to give you a lot of support. | |
| - I'm curating. | |
| All right, okay, I can do some curating here. | |
| But for other folks, it's like curating. | |
| Disappoint me again and you'll be curating finger-painting exhibitions for preschoolers. | |
| - He's been curated! | |
| - Yeah, she curated his show. | |
| All right, Broadway's too expensive, the museums are over-curated, But Shakespeare in the Park is tonight and the tickets are free. (sighs) | |
| Anyway, I can tell you this: They both got curated.. | |
| Bet that's not all she curated. | |
| - I know this is your first time curating for me, and I'm going to give you a lot of support. | |
| - I'm curating. | |
| All right, okay, I can do some curating here. | |
| But for other folks, it's like curating. | |
| Disappoint me again and you'll be curating finger-painting exhibitions for preschoolers. | |
