croquet

"Can you play croquet?" said the Queen of Hearts.

(Sarah): Well if you put down the croquet mallet, took off the lense-less glasses and really looked at the world, you would see that your particular brand of pointless irony is not a lifestyle choice, - as you put it, but a headlong...

(Sports news about croquet)

- All right, when you were three, I knocked your front teeth out with a croquet ball.

- At the university, milord... I'm considered the wizard of the croquet court.

"Can you play croquet?" said the Queen of Hearts.

(Sarah): Well if you put down the croquet mallet, took off the lense-less glasses and really looked at the world, you would see that your particular brand of pointless irony is not a lifestyle choice, - as you put it, but a headlong...

(Sports news about croquet)

- All right, when you were three, I knocked your front teeth out with a croquet ball.

- At the university, milord... I'm considered the wizard of the croquet court.

It's in the rules, I've croqueted you so I go again.

That's a lesson you'll have to learn. Well, I should've croqueted the Queen's hedgehog but my hedgehog wouldn't roll into a ball.

It's in the rules, I've croqueted you so I go again.

That's a lesson you'll have to learn. Well, I should've croqueted the Queen's hedgehog but my hedgehog wouldn't roll into a ball.