Scotchgard

A trench is all right, but you gotta Scotchgard the heck out of it.

It's 100% worsted wool fiber with a Scotchgard coating.

Looks like rain. You got any Scotchgard for bill?

Scotchgard.

Scotchgard?

A trench is all right, but you gotta Scotchgard the heck out of it.

It's 100% worsted wool fiber with a Scotchgard coating.

Looks like rain. You got any Scotchgard for bill?

Scotchgard.

Scotchgard?

But still, heart information - still good to know, since holy water seems to run off these guys like they've been Scotchgarded.

Couch isn't Scotchgarded yet.

Did he know I was screwing his wife on their new Scotchgarded sofa?

I haven't Scotchgarded yet.

I hope that rug was Scotchgarded.

And then, after defrosting the freezer and Scotchgarding the winter shoes I don't even know how I ended up here.

My shoes, which I put outside for a final Scotchgarding... were carried off by a Labrador retriever.

But still, heart information - still good to know, since holy water seems to run off these guys like they've been Scotchgarded.

Couch isn't Scotchgarded yet.

Did he know I was screwing his wife on their new Scotchgarded sofa?

I haven't Scotchgarded yet.

I hope that rug was Scotchgarded.

And then, after defrosting the freezer and Scotchgarding the winter shoes I don't even know how I ended up here.

My shoes, which I put outside for a final Scotchgarding... were carried off by a Labrador retriever.