| ! This is exactly why I'm Papa smurf and you're just, uh... uh... Which smurf are you? | |
| "Semen smurf"... I say, Ron, "Ron light"... | |
| "smurf" is not only a noun But also a verb, adjective, Adsmurf, and a dangling | |
| "smurf-eating?" | |
| * incapable to pleasure a smurf. incapable! | |
| ! This is exactly why I'm Papa smurf and you're just, uh... uh... Which smurf are you? | |
| "Semen smurf"... I say, Ron, "Ron light"... | |
| "smurf" is not only a noun But also a verb, adjective, Adsmurf, and a dangling | |
| "smurf-eating?" | |
| * incapable to pleasure a smurf. incapable! | |
| - I'm a genius, Ted. My bosses are happy, the cubicle smurfs are happy, and the sexual tension between the janitors | |
| - It's from the smurfs movie. | |
| - What's up, smurfs? | |
| Andy -- And, obviously, you're not my sexual rival, what with your penis being a soft void filled with sonnets, while mine is full of proud smurfs banging tiny blue hammers against my balls. | |
| By who--the smurfs? | |
| - I'm a genius, Ted. My bosses are happy, the cubicle smurfs are happy, and the sexual tension between the janitors | |
| - It's from the smurfs movie. | |
| - What's up, smurfs? | |
| Andy -- And, obviously, you're not my sexual rival, what with your penis being a soft void filled with sonnets, while mine is full of proud smurfs banging tiny blue hammers against my balls. | |
| By who--the smurfs? | |
| All right, who smurfed? | |
| Are you trying to get us smurfed? | |
| But I eventually proved myself to Papa Smurf by picking more Smurfberries than any Smurf had ever smurfed before. | |
| Hey, who smurfed a bite out of Smurfette's birthday cake? | |
| I got totally smurfed up. | |
| - Now, let's get smurfing. | |
| - Oh, my smurfing god! | |
| All right, Smurfs. Let's get smurfing. | |
| All right, let's get smurfing. | |
| Are you smurfing kidding me? | |
| All right, who smurfed? | |
| Are you trying to get us smurfed? | |
| But I eventually proved myself to Papa Smurf by picking more Smurfberries than any Smurf had ever smurfed before. | |
| Hey, who smurfed a bite out of Smurfette's birthday cake? | |
| I got totally smurfed up. | |
| - Now, let's get smurfing. | |
| - Oh, my smurfing god! | |
| All right, Smurfs. Let's get smurfing. | |
| All right, let's get smurfing. | |
| Are you smurfing kidding me? | |
