| "The swirl of a kilt, the magic lilt | |
| "This wee li'l bairn of a theory nearly blew me kilt off." | |
| "This wee li'l bairn of a theory nearly blew my kilt off"? | |
| # Through the streets in my kilt I'll go # | |
| # Through the streets in my kilt, I'll go # | |
| "The swirl of a kilt, the magic lilt | |
| "This wee li'l bairn of a theory nearly blew me kilt off." | |
| "This wee li'l bairn of a theory nearly blew my kilt off"? | |
| # Through the streets in my kilt I'll go # | |
| # Through the streets in my kilt, I'll go # | |
| - Kilts, kilts. No, no, no. Sorry. | |
| - Oh? - I don't know if Your Highness has heard, but there's a ridiculous rumour circulating to the effect that the fearless soldiers of the 3rd Foot Mouth, the dreaded Devils in Skirts, are wearing garments such as those underneath their kilts. | |
| - Up with the kilts. | |
| A Scottish castle, the groomsmen in kilts, and at the end of the night, my darling Simon heroically pumping the bagpipes. | |
| A color film with all those kilts. | |
| - Kilts, kilts. No, no, no. Sorry. | |
| - Oh? - I don't know if Your Highness has heard, but there's a ridiculous rumour circulating to the effect that the fearless soldiers of the 3rd Foot Mouth, the dreaded Devils in Skirts, are wearing garments such as those underneath their kilts. | |
| - Up with the kilts. | |
| A Scottish castle, the groomsmen in kilts, and at the end of the night, my darling Simon heroically pumping the bagpipes. | |
| A color film with all those kilts. | |
| "What an absurd idea, "giving away half of Scotland to a kilted maniac, "for slaughtering syphilitic Turks." | |
| Every day I have to pass that kilted twat. | |
| I just told rachel to put the squeeze on the weakest of her kilted cronies. | |
| Those kilted oafs don't think I can rule the highlands without marrying one of them. | |
| "What an absurd idea, "giving away half of Scotland to a kilted maniac, "for slaughtering syphilitic Turks." | |
| Every day I have to pass that kilted twat. | |
| I just told rachel to put the squeeze on the weakest of her kilted cronies. | |
| Those kilted oafs don't think I can rule the highlands without marrying one of them. | |
