| "Go to the toilet and jerk off, I'll listen to you in bed". | |
| "Hey, man, if you need me to leave so you can jerk off, | |
| "I jerk off in the trophy room every morning in full mascot gear." | |
| "and at least once a day retiring to the men's room... "so I can jerk off... "while I fantasize about a life... that doesn't so closely resemble hell." | |
| "just go the fuck home and jerk off. | |
| "Go to the toilet and jerk off, I'll listen to you in bed". | |
| "Hey, man, if you need me to leave so you can jerk off, | |
| "I jerk off in the trophy room every morning in full mascot gear." | |
| "and at least once a day retiring to the men's room... "so I can jerk off... "while I fantasize about a life... that doesn't so closely resemble hell." | |
| "just go the fuck home and jerk off. | |
| "Paddick jerks off under the desk in lessons", "Paddick feels up all the girls after class". | |
| - The guy jerks off seven times a day. Literally. | |
| Don't be, Everybody jerks off, It's natural, | |
| Everyone jerks off in the shower. | |
| Goes there every Wednesday night 10:00, jerks off on the same titty dancer. | |
| "Paddick jerks off under the desk in lessons", "Paddick feels up all the girls after class". | |
| - The guy jerks off seven times a day. Literally. | |
| Don't be, Everybody jerks off, It's natural, | |
| Everyone jerks off in the shower. | |
| Goes there every Wednesday night 10:00, jerks off on the same titty dancer. | |
| "Uh, looking for the kid who just jerked off. | |
| - I did not come here just to get jerked off. | |
| - It would have been better if he'd jerked off. | |
| - No, I... - So I finally jerked off for the first time since the surgery, and the ejac just came out of the side stitches. | |
| - Their gay friend jerked off into the spoon... | |
| "I don't know why I was, like, ashamed to talk about it with you, but I was jerking off constantly." | |
| "Remember when I-- when we talked about jerking off ?" | |
| "So one day", "Ballpeen" "is late for a meeting", and Jimmy made the mistake of asking if he'd been jerking off. | |
| 'But we were through jerking off.' | |
| 'Cause when you're jerking off, you ain't in your right state of mind. | |
| "Uh, looking for the kid who just jerked off. | |
| - I did not come here just to get jerked off. | |
| - It would have been better if he'd jerked off. | |
| - No, I... - So I finally jerked off for the first time since the surgery, and the ejac just came out of the side stitches. | |
| - Their gay friend jerked off into the spoon... | |
| "I don't know why I was, like, ashamed to talk about it with you, but I was jerking off constantly." | |
| "Remember when I-- when we talked about jerking off ?" | |
| "So one day", "Ballpeen" "is late for a meeting", and Jimmy made the mistake of asking if he'd been jerking off. | |
| 'But we were through jerking off.' | |
| 'Cause when you're jerking off, you ain't in your right state of mind. | |
