| - Han skulle nok bare tisse. | - He should probably just pee. |
| Jeg skal tisse. | I got to pee. |
| De fleste tror jo kun, den er til at tisse med. | Most of us think it's just there to pee with. |
| - Selv store mænd bliver nødt til at tisse. | - Even great men have to pee. |
| Nu kan man ikke engang tisse i fred. | It's getting so you can't even pee in peace. |
| Og nu tisser og brækker børn over hele landet rødt... og skræmmer livet af deres forældre, og vi sagde, de skulle købe det. | And now, kids all over the country are peeing and puking red dye and scaring the hell out of their parents, and we told them to buy it. |
| Og du tisser lige udenfor her. | And you pee right outside here. |
| Man tisser i bukserne, når man ser den lokale sherif... humpe sig igennem seks stater. | You're going to pee in your pants watching that county mountie... hump across six states. |
| Jeg tisser i bukserne. | I'm gonna pee my pants. |
| Angus tisser i sin hele tiden! | Oh, aye. Angus pees his kilt all the time! |
| - Han tissede på gulvet. | - He peed on the floor! |
| Kan du huske, da Børge tissede i tepotten? | Can you remember when Børge peed in the teapot? |
| Llge fra da du tissede i tepotten til i dag, hvor du står her i dit fine tøj og er klar til at flyve ud i verden. | Llge from when you peed in the teapot for today - - Where you stand here in your fine clothes and is ready to fly out into the world. |
| Jeg tissede næsten i bukserne. | I almost peed my pants. |
| Jeg tissede i kilten den første gang jeg deltog i et slag. | I peed my kilt the first time I went into battle. |
| Næste gang hælder jeg lidt af Shug Averys tis i hans glas og ser... om han kan lide det. | Next time, I'll put a little Shug Avery pee in his glass and see how he like that. |
| - Så tis et andet sted. | Then pee somewheres else. |
| Eller han dør i Ch'ing-tis navn, og jeres sjæl farer med hans til den olierede drages helvede! | Or he dies in the name of Ch'ing-ti and your souls speed with his to the hell of the oily dragon! |
| Det ødelægger smagsløgene, det brænder tungen og får ens tis til at stinke. | It ruins your taste buds, burns your tongue and makes your pee stink. |
| Det er velkendt, at nogle af inderne drikker deres eget tis. | Some of them Indians are well known for drinking their own pee. |
| - Jeg burde indberette ham. Han så en pitbullterrier og en tissende kvinde den samme dag. | We saw a pit bull and a peeing woman all in the same day. |
| Tænk nu, hvis en galning, som din tissende beundrer, fandt den og stak din høje kæreste i øjet. | Suppose some nut job, like your peeing admirer, were to find it and stab your tall girlfriend in the eye. |
| Har du tisset i bukserne? | Have you peed in your pants? |
| - Det er nok den, der har tisset. | He must've been the one who peed. |
| Han har vist tisset i bukserne! | I think he peed in his pants! |
| -Jeg havde nær tisset i bukserne! | - Oh, it was so good, I almost peed in my pants. |
| Billy har tisset i bukserne. | Billy peed his pants! |
