| Du kan blive her og masturbere, til du dør af udtørring. | You can stay in here and masturbate until you die of dehydration. |
| Jeg prøver at masturbere mentalt, men jeg ser hele tiden et billede af dig, og det er et problem. | I'm trying to mentally masturbate about it, but an image of you keeps popping. That's a problem. |
| Og du burde nøjes med at masturbere derhjemme. | And you're supposed to masturbate in the privacy of your own home. |
| Ved du hvorfor du kun skal masturbere med de her to fingre? | Do you know why you should masturbate with these two fingers? |
| "14. februar, masturbere dystert." | "February 14, masturbate gloomily." |
| Derfor masturberer jeg dyr til kunstig befrugtning. | That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination. |
| Den fører til et tilstødende værelse... hvor jeg masturberer. | That leads to an adjacent room where I masturbate. |
| Ja, der hvor han skal hen, behøver han ikke vide, hvordan man masturberer. | Oh, yeah, looks like where he's going, he'll need to know how to masturbate. |
| Piger masturberer ikke over deres teen-idoler. | Girls don't masturbate over their teen idols. |
| Hvor ung var du, første gang du masturberede? | How young were you when you first masturbated? - What? |
| Du ved, hvordan vi troede morderen masturberede, før han begik hvert selvmord? | You know... how we thought the killer masturbated... before he committed each homicide? |
| Derhjemme sidder der jo bare en masturberende waliser. | - Yeah. Why not? All that awaits me at home is a masturbating Welshman. |
| Ja, den masturberende agent. | That's right, the masturbating agent. |
| "Den masturberende hundemorder er på fri fod igen. | 'The masturbating dog killer is on the loose again. |
| Du har allerede masturberet dig ud af et job. | You already masturbated yourself out of a job. |
